Bondage? Rough Sex? I’m More Concerned About Acronyms.

Bondage? Rough Sex? I’m More Concerned About Acronyms.

The crazy, bizarre, loopy things we do into the interest of interesting intercourse.

“I blame my mom for my bad intercourse life. All she explained was ‘the guy continues on top as well as the girl underneath.’ For 36 months we slept in bunkbeds.” Joan Streams

Far be it for me personally to criticize popular notions — or any notions, for example. I’m simply wondering where we’re choosing relationships today. If I’m to think the most recent poll that is okCupid we’re not into just a little kinky sex — we’re into lots of it.

We’ve become shameless hussies (perhaps the guys), willing to turn our kink into anything from “Saddle up, partner,” to “Could you please knock a molar out.”

Really, gone will be the times after 9 ½ days whenever we’d go right to the refrigerator and stick honey, hot peppers — or whatever ended up being beyond the sell by date — into our partner’s lips. Today — dare we say it — we’ve moved to (gasp!) acronyms.

That’s right, acronyms. Forget saying you’re kinky or into bondage. Continue reading „Bondage? Rough Sex? I’m More Concerned About Acronyms.“